gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via fall-out-emily)

mrscalypsojackson:

THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

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stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

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johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

paramorre:

[Watch]

(via itsyaylortork)

the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had

(Source: merlns, via glixia)

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

(Source: urbancatfitters, via myconsciencecallednsickagain)

riiri-chan:

I bought this awesome jacket from ZillaLife
I’m now an official Zilla wench

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